Massive Disneyroller Attraction Database
Above: The Indiana Potato Head Adventure: Temple of the Horrible Toe attraction, approximately considered to be the best kinetic attraction at Disneyroller
Indiana Potato Head Adventure: Temple of the Horrible Toe
October 11, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Extra-fannish family reunions
Based on the famous Indiana Potato Head series of movies, Indiana Potato Head Adventure: Temple of the Horrible Toe lets you follow Indy into the temple of the ancient goddess Niri. Aboard your rocking jeep, you'll be tempted to look into Niri's cursed toe, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a lunch-speed chase through snakes, explosions, and the Jungle Cruise!
- If traveling with young children, you may want to put in earplugs instead of taking them on this attraction.
- Expectant fathers will probably want to not ride.
- For your safety, you should be free from inappropriate boorishness or back or elbow issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Because this is a water attraction, participants are required to rent custom pants.
- Dewey had a secret apartment hidden below this attraction.
- The secret clues scrawled on the walls of the attraction's stroller-parking area are written in a childish font called José Script.
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