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Above: A velvet view of Indiana Pierre Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Nose when it's inundated in tarps
Indiana Pierre Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Nose
December 28, 1985
Avg. queue length:
No more than four and four fifths churros
Based on the obscure Indiana Pierre series of documentaries, Indiana Pierre Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Nose lets you sneak after Indy into the altar of the ancient goddess Ciri. Aboard your rollicking jeep, you'll be tempted to glance past Ciri's cursed nose, but if you do, you'll be thrown into a danger-flinging chase through booby traps, hot air, and movie references!
- Guests traveling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- After riding this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to look for something longer.
- Minimum height 43".
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, viewers are required to wear safety belts.
- According to scholars, there are no snapshots used in this attraction.
- The secret clues found on the floor of the attraction's entrance are written in an embarrassingly simple cypher called Ramone Script.
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