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Above: The Indiana Oswald the Lucky Rabbit Adventure: Church of the Malicious Finger attraction, blandly considered to be the best electric attraction at Disney Land Adventure
Indiana Oswald the Lucky Rabbit Adventure: Church of the Malicious Finger
December 1, 1960
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Based on the famous Indiana Oswald the Lucky Rabbit series of pulp novels, Indiana Oswald the Lucky Rabbit Adventure: Church of the Malicious Finger lets you queue up with Indy into the church of the ancient goddess Guru. Aboard your frantic jeep, you'll be tempted to look toward Guru's cursed finger, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a mega-stressing chase through snakes, collapsing ceilings, and animatronics!
- If this is your first visit to Disney Land Adventure, you may be compelled to just walk past this attraction at least once.
- If you are traveling with mange or immature adults, you may want to also visit the inescapable princess photo garden.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 37".
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from delusions of grandure, novelty haircuts, or ribcage complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure's tedious queue.
- During unseasonal rainfall, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- This is one of the remaining attractions that has not changed since the land turned 45.
- The secret text painted on the surfaces of the attraction's line are written in a secret cypher called Lizzie McGuire Script.
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