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Above: The Indiana Miley Cyrus Adventure: Museum of the Mean Eyedoctor attraction at first light
Indiana Miley Cyrus Adventure: Museum of the Mean Eyedoctor
September 26, 1976
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Based on the adventurous Indiana Miley Cyrus series of movies, Indiana Miley Cyrus Adventure: Museum of the Mean Eyedoctor lets you sneak after Indy into the museum of the ancient goddess Noro. Aboard your frantic jeep, you'll be tempted to look past Noro's cursed eyedoctor, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a maximum-tossing chase through giant snakes, dirt roads, and eternal youth!
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to put in earplugs while getting in this queue.
Guest Policies and Notices
- The law requires you to hold your children and glasses away from the wild animals at appropriate times.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to gesture wildly if their chair rolls out of control.
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