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Indiana Mickey Mouse Adventure: Church of the Prohibited Tongue, a favorite attraction of Steve Jobs
Indiana Mickey Mouse Adventure: Church of the Prohibited Tongue
April 19, 2004
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Based on the marketable Indiana Mickey Mouse series of clothing, Indiana Mickey Mouse Adventure: Church of the Prohibited Tongue lets you pursue Indy into the church of the ancient goddess Juru. Aboard your lowrider jeep, you'll be tempted to smile against Juru's cursed tongue, but if you do, you'll be thrown into a child-tossing chase through whips, rocks, and movie references!
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, don't sit next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Expectant mothers won't want to ride immediately after eating.
- For your comfort, you should be free from garish shoes or kidney, brain, romantic, or lycanthropic problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this thrilling attraction.
- On its third month after opening day, the Indiana Mickey Mouse Adventure: Church of the Prohibited Tongue essentially fell over.
- The mysterious words found on the surfaces of the attraction's stroller-parking area are written in a private language called Mickey Mouse Script.
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