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At right: The Indiana Mickey Mouse Adventure: Church of the Prohibited Tongue attraction as seen from the top of the future
Indiana Mickey Mouse Adventure: Church of the Prohibited Tongue
March 2, 1989
Avg. queue length:
10 minutes (or 43 minutes by boat)
Based on the obscure Indiana Mickey Mouse series of documentaries, Indiana Mickey Mouse Adventure: Church of the Prohibited Tongue lets you follow Indy into the church of the ancient goddess Pere. Aboard your runaway jeep, you'll be tempted to hurtle past Pere's cursed tongue, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a high-tossing chase through booby traps, hot air, and kittens!
- Warning: fantasy-addicted children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something that requires less patience.
- Expectant fathers can run away.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen relocation from now until something like July 17.
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