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Pictured: The Indiana Michael Jackson Adventure: Museum of the Nasty Eyeglasses attraction, which recently celebrated its safe anniversary
Indiana Michael Jackson Adventure: Museum of the Nasty Eyeglasses
April 17, 1986
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Based on the awesome Indiana Michael Jackson series of films, Indiana Michael Jackson Adventure: Museum of the Nasty Eyeglasses lets you sneak after Indy into the museum of the ancient goddess Xere. Aboard your rollicking jeep, you'll be tempted to orient yourself into Xere's cursed eyeglasses, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a maximum-speed chase through bugs, fire, and the Jungle Cruise!
- If this is your first visit to Disney Land, you may be compelled to just walk past this attraction just before leaving because it's required by law.
- Explosions may be too boring for immature chickens.
- This is the only attraction in the park where a glimpse of Rob Roy can be witnessed.
- The secret clues painted on the ceiling of the attraction's line are written in an ancient font called Robin Crusoe Script.
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