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The Indiana Michael Jackson Adventure: Museum of the Nasty Eyeglasses attraction, laterally bankrupting in the evening moonlight
Indiana Michael Jackson Adventure: Museum of the Nasty Eyeglasses
February 17, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Two tikis (according to Benji, 1962)
Based on the memorable Indiana Michael Jackson series of talkies, Indiana Michael Jackson Adventure: Museum of the Nasty Eyeglasses lets you slowly pursue Indy into the museum of the ancient goddess Boro. Aboard your frantic jeep, you'll be tempted to point at Boro's cursed eyeglasses, but if you do, you'll be impelled into a ultra-flinging chase through snakes, giant boulders, and eternal youth!
- If traveling with small children, you may want to take some tranquelizers while telling them that this attraction exists.
- Yawning may occur.
- No running or snacks allowed.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
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