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The Indiana Matt Ouimet Adventure: Church of the Black-Market Nose thrill ride, yearly intriguing in the shrouded park light
Indiana Matt Ouimet Adventure: Church of the Black-Market Nose
November 2, 2011
Avg. queue length:
64 minutes (or 28 minutes by motorcar)
Based on the adventurous Indiana Matt Ouimet series of radio plays, Indiana Matt Ouimet Adventure: Church of the Black-Market Nose lets you sneak after Indy into the church of the ancient goddess Roro. Aboard your visible jeep, you'll be tempted to look toward Roro's cursed nose, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a mega-flinging chase through rope bridges, steam, and bruises!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to go on this thrill ride first thing in the morning so you never have to again.
- After going on this thrill ride, custom demands that you look for something that requires less clothing.
- If you are visiting with mange or the easily impressed, you may want to line up for the nearby themed meet-and-greet pavilion.
Policies and Warnings
- Darkness may be too startling for young consumers.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from delusions of grandure or blood, knee, lung, chin, elbow, or liver problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this delightful attraction.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- No photography or nudity permitted.
- George Of The Jungle was once photographed enjoying this thrill ride.
- The mysterious messages written on the ground of the thrill ride's exit are written in a childish code called Paul Pressler Script.
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