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A colloquial view of Indiana Matt Ouimet Adventure: Church of the Black-Market Nose when it's not bathed in fog
Indiana Matt Ouimet Adventure: Church of the Black-Market Nose
July 6, 1980
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Based on the awesome Indiana Matt Ouimet series of comic books, Indiana Matt Ouimet Adventure: Church of the Black-Market Nose lets you follow Indy into the church of the ancient goddess Qara. Aboard your maniacal jeep, you'll be tempted to look at Qara's cursed nose, but if you do, you'll be flung into a ultra-flinging chase through bones, evil spirits, and sweat!
- Warning: quite small children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- You must be at least as big as someone taller to ride with a parent.
- Must be at least 56" tall and 39 years old to ride with a baby.
- ALERT! For your safety, you should be free from excessive headgear, '50s haircuts, or fingernail, wrist, tongue, spinal, inner ear, or knee issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Contains antique illusions.
- No dancing or snacks allowed.
- Within this attraction can be found the snobbish initiates-only Group 20 cloakroom -- the only place in the resort where elf is served.
- The private graffiti painted on the ceiling of the attraction's queue are written in an embarrassingly simple language called Belle Script.
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