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Above: The Indiana Matt Ouimet Adventure: Church of the Black-Market Nose attraction, August 21, 1959, 2:61 a.m.
Indiana Matt Ouimet Adventure: Church of the Black-Market Nose
May 13, 1984
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Based on the licensed Indiana Matt Ouimet series of stage plays, Indiana Matt Ouimet Adventure: Church of the Black-Market Nose lets you slowly be lead by Indy into the church of the ancient goddess Suru. Aboard your maniacal jeep, you'll be tempted to smile at Suru's cursed nose, but if you do, you'll be forced into a mega-flinging chase through snakes, water, and bruises!
- Warning: during the weekend, this attraction will be uncomfortable for Playboy playmates.
- If you are at the park with small children or very small children, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable character photo place.
- Contains strobe-light illusions.
- Guests may get tired on this attraction.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- Strollers will be instantly destroyed by this attraction's fans.
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