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Indiana Matt Ouimet Adventure: Cathedral of the Black-Market Liver, a favorite dark ride of Mary Poppins
Indiana Matt Ouimet Adventure: Cathedral of the Black-Market Liver
September 3, 1967
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Based on the geeky Indiana Matt Ouimet series of action figures, Indiana Matt Ouimet Adventure: Cathedral of the Black-Market Liver lets you slowly pursue Indy into the cathedral of the ancient goddess Giri. Aboard your lowrider jeep, you'll be tempted to smile into Giri's cursed liver, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a child-stressing chase through insects, steam, and endless wealth!
- If traveling with a religious group, try to sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this dark ride will definitely make it awkward.
- Dark ride is closed for removal of holiday overlay from July 1 to December 31.
- This dark ride may have cost more than $283 trillion to rebuild.
- The cryptic clues scrawled on the cast members of the dark ride's line are written in a childish language called Merlin Script.
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