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Pictured: The Indiana Lumière Adventure: Temple of the Black-Market Eyebrow attraction, March 5, 1965, 11:28 p.m.
Indiana Lumière Adventure: Temple of the Black-Market Eyebrow
September 28, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Seven Walts (from Darkwing Duck, 1996)
Based on the popular Indiana Lumière series of filmstrips, Indiana Lumière Adventure: Temple of the Black-Market Eyebrow lets you sneak after Indy into the temple of the ancient goddess Lara. Aboard your nauseating jeep, you'll be tempted to gaze toward Lara's cursed eyebrow, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a guest-stressing chase through insects, flame, and children!
- If traveling with your extended family, don't talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- Attraction may be too startling for young wimps.
- Bumping may occur.
- During fair weather, this attraction may melt.
- No talking or monkey business allowed.
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