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The Indiana Joe Fowler Adventure: Altar of the Horrible Eyesore attraction, February 28, 2011, 1:50 a.m.
Indiana Joe Fowler Adventure: Altar of the Horrible Eyesore
January 1, 2010
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Based on the obscure Indiana Joe Fowler series of records, Indiana Joe Fowler Adventure: Altar of the Horrible Eyesore lets you crowd after Indy into the altar of the ancient goddess Goro. Aboard your rocking jeep, you'll be tempted to glance against Goro's cursed eyesore, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a lunch-speed chase through poison darts, dirt roads, and movie references!
- If traveling with a tour group, remember not to queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, custom demands that you go on something more demanding.
- Expectant fathers will probably want to run away.
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from fear of heights or neck, spinal, inner ear, clothing, stomach, or attention-span problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
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