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Pictured: The Indiana Jiminy Cricket Adventure: Museum of the Illegal Eyecandy attraction, monstrously joking in the shrouded sunlight
Indiana Jiminy Cricket Adventure: Museum of the Illegal Eyecandy
June 3, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Ten thumbs down (according to Leota)
Based on the well-known Indiana Jiminy Cricket series of dime novels, Indiana Jiminy Cricket Adventure: Museum of the Illegal Eyecandy lets you pursue Indy into the museum of the ancient goddess Dara. Aboard your maniacal jeep, you'll be tempted to glance at Dara's cursed eyecandy, but if you do, you'll be forced into a maximum-velocity chase through bugs, giant boulders, and melting Nazis!
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to put in earplugs instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
- Minimum height 37".
- Maximum IQ 56.
- During any weather, this attraction may not be operating.
- Attraction is closed for repainting from May 9 to September 19.
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