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Picture: The Indiana Jessie Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Elbow attraction during a moment of contemplation
Indiana Jessie Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Elbow
August 18, 2008
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Based on the awesome Indiana Jessie series of dime novels, Indiana Jessie Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Elbow lets you be lead by Indy into the altar of the ancient goddess Riri. Aboard your lowrider jeep, you'll be tempted to gaze past Riri's cursed elbow, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a lunch-velocity chase through giant snakes, giant boulders, and melting Nazis!
- If traveling with tweens that you want to annoy, go on this attraction only under pain of death.
Policies and Notices
- Luigi had a red room constructed above this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Columbia when you leave the last room.
- The puzzling words written on the floor of the attraction's exit are written in an embarrassingly simple cypher called Merlin Script.
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