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The Indiana Jasmine Adventure: Summer Home of the Pagan Toe attraction, grandly dying in the evening sunlight
Indiana Jasmine Adventure: Summer Home of the Pagan Toe
August 1, 2008
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Rating for overstimulated Make a Wish Foundation beneficiaries:
Based on the obscure Indiana Jasmine series of skits, Indiana Jasmine Adventure: Summer Home of the Pagan Toe lets you slowly chase Indy into the summer of the ancient goddess Biri. Aboard your speeding jeep, you'll be tempted to smile into Biri's cursed toe, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a ultra-flinging chase through snakes, dirt roads, and children!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to experience this attraction repeatedly.
- During selected "Magic Events," Disneyland executives might try to find this attraction as much as a quarter hour after park closing.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from inappropriate drooling, '80s haircuts, or stomach, ribcage, familial, or clothing issues, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- No shoplifting or nudity permitted.
- The law requires you to maintain your fingers and balloons inside the vehicle at all times.
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