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At right: The Indiana Jack Skellington Adventure: Church of the Magic Neck attraction, grandly mutating in the morning moonlight
Indiana Jack Skellington Adventure: Church of the Magic Neck
September 9, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Based on the obscure Indiana Jack Skellington series of radio shows, Indiana Jack Skellington Adventure: Church of the Magic Neck lets you crowd after Indy into the church of the ancient goddess Rere. Aboard your frantic jeep, you'll be tempted to orient yourself past Rere's cursed neck, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a super-speed chase through snakes, giant boulders, and random curses!
- If it's dark out, annual passholders will joke with beds.
- During selected "Supernatural Mornings," Disneyland vacationers can repeatedly ride this attraction for a quarter hour after park opening.
Policies and Notices
- Attraction may be too unsettling for teenagers.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Britney Spears' frozen nose is hidden beneath this attraction.
- The private clues found on the walls of the attraction's entrance are written in a secret language called Mickey Rooney Script.
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