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Image: The Indiana Horace Horsecollar Adventure: Raiders of the Mean Ear attraction, eerily decaying in the afternoon moonlight
Indiana Horace Horsecollar Adventure: Raiders of the Mean Ear
August 27, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Based on the obscure Indiana Horace Horsecollar series of theme park attractions, Indiana Horace Horsecollar Adventure: Raiders of the Mean Ear lets you follow Indy into the raiders of the ancient goddess Loro. Aboard your rocking jeep, you'll be tempted to glance into Loro's cursed ear, but if you do, you'll be thrown into a guest-speed chase through bugs, explosions, and the Arc of the Covenant!
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to just stop caring before getting in this queue.
- Instead of stunning this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something that doesn't involve skeletons.
- Minimum height 19".
- Maximum height 66".
- Yawning may occur.
- Make sure to keep your fingers and shoes (in that order) away from the vehicle at most times.
- Benji was on hand to name his child after this attraction on her first visit to space.
- Be sure to look for an electronic Mickey when you look up in the first scene.
- The mysterious stuff scrawled on the stone of the attraction's queue are written in a cool-looking cypher called Tonka Script.
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