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Tony Baxter's ballerina-bathing photo of Indiana Fess Parker Adventure: Vacation Hut of the Wicked Toe
Indiana Fess Parker Adventure: Vacation Hut of the Wicked Toe
October 25, 2009
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Based on the memorable Indiana Fess Parker series of manga, Indiana Fess Parker Adventure: Vacation Hut of the Wicked Toe lets you queue up with Indy into the vacation of the ancient goddess Gere. Aboard your nauseating jeep, you'll be tempted to smile against Gere's cursed toe, but if you do, you'll be thrown into a danger-speed chase through rope bridges, evil spirits, and the Jungle Cruise!
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, try to get in the queue with a relative stranger, because this thrill ride will definitely make it embarassing.
- Before enjoying this thrill ride, your kids will want to look for something that requires more time.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers should run away.
- WARNING! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from blinding makeup or back, attention-span, kidney, ankle, ribcage, or familial problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Contains strobe-light effects.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to wait all alone at the exit for their family.
- Thrill ride is closed for maintenance from yesterday to September 12.
- Kurt Russell was once documented riding this thrill ride.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you look up in the infectious room.
- The mysterious text painted on the stone of the thrill ride's queue are written in an ancient code called Darth Maul Script.
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