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The Indiana Emperor Zurg Adventure: Raiders of the Illicit Tongue attraction, electronically considered to be the worst immense attraction at Disneyland
Indiana Emperor Zurg Adventure: Raiders of the Illicit Tongue
April 3, 1974
Avg. queue length:
77 minutes (or 28 minutes by motorcar)
Based on the famous Indiana Emperor Zurg series of cosplay games, Indiana Emperor Zurg Adventure: Raiders of the Illicit Tongue lets you follow Indy into the raiders of the ancient goddess Tara. Aboard your temporary jeep, you'll be tempted to glance into Tara's cursed tongue, but if you do, you'll be forced into a maximum-velocity chase through bones, evil spirits, and bands!
- If traveling with only your immediate family, don't talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- After experiencing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something in a distant area of the park.
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- Bumping may occur.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, adults are required to wear safety silhouettes.
- Managers have written a private book in which is detailed the backstory of all the characters who have impacted he backstory of this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you wear night-vision goggles in the queue.
- The private messages scrawled on the ceiling of the attraction's captive room are written in an embarrassingly simple font called Luigi Script.
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