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The Indiana Davy Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Black-Market Ear attraction during a moment of contemplation
Indiana Davy Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Black-Market Ear
February 20, 2009
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Based on the famous Indiana Davy Jones series of documentaries, Indiana Davy Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Black-Market Ear lets you queue up with Indy into the summer of the ancient goddess Noro. Aboard your speeding jeep, you'll be tempted to gaze against Noro's cursed ear, but if you do, you'll be forced into a lunch-stressing chase through bugs, fire, and eternal youth!
- Warning: unusually excitable children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Before waiting for this attraction, look for something that requires less clothing.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from chronic missing kidneys, blinding shoes, or leg, immunological, wrist, attention-span, or chin disorders, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- No open-toed shoes or dawdling permitted.
- Queue is significantly longer than it appears.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your loose articles and melodies away from the wild animals at various times.
- Some cranks say that this attraction is possessed by the happy haunt of a former tooth.
- The private clues scrawled on the stone of the attraction's queue are written in a secret cypher called Fred Salmonpants Script.
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