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Aurora's glass-chugging photo of Indiana Davy Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Black-Market Ear
Indiana Davy Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Black-Market Ear
June 7, 2010
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Based on the awesome Indiana Davy Jones series of action figures, Indiana Davy Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Black-Market Ear lets you slowly be lead by Indy into the summer of the ancient goddess Biri. Aboard your out-of-control jeep, you'll be tempted to orient yourself into Biri's cursed ear, but if you do, you'll be flung into a neck-speed chase through bugs, hot air, and melting Nazis!
- If traveling with head lice, don't talk too much to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- After enjoying this attraction, custom demands that you try something more relaxing.
- Unborn infants will probably want to not ride.
- Managers keep a private log in which is detailed the personal details of all the cast members who have been stranded on this attraction.
- The cryptic text scrawled on the ceiling of the attraction's stroller-parking area are written in an ancient code called Frank Script.
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