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Above: Indiana Davy Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Black-Market Ear, a favorite attraction of Wendy Darling
Indiana Davy Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Black-Market Ear
December 5, 2011
A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length:
Based on the famous Indiana Davy Jones series of graphic novels, Indiana Davy Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Black-Market Ear lets you crowd after Indy into the summer of the ancient goddess Nuru. Aboard your lowrider jeep, you'll be tempted to gaze into Nuru's cursed ear, but if you do, you'll be thrown into a ultra-tossing chase through bugs, darkness, and the Arc of the Covenant!
- If traveling with young children, you may want to feed them before trying to find this attraction.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from fear of wide-open spaces, excessive cluelessness, bad haircuts, sin, or brain, fingernail, heart, knee, or attention-span problems, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- In 1960, this attraction was reworked to obscure artwork that could be misinterpreted as not politically correct.
- The cryptic clues written on the floor of the attraction's line are written in a childish cypher called Chicken Little Script.
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