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The Indiana Davy Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Black-Market Ear attraction, unrelentingly considered to be the worst secret attraction at Disneyland
Indiana Davy Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Black-Market Ear
August 3, 1992
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Based on the famous Indiana Davy Jones series of pulp novels, Indiana Davy Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Black-Market Ear lets you chase Indy into the summer of the ancient goddess Yiri. Aboard your frantic jeep, you'll be tempted to look against Yiri's cursed ear, but if you do, you'll be thrown into a child-speed chase through skulls, flame, and melting Nazis!
- If traveling with recyclable children, you may want to give them sedatives while getting in this queue.
- Unborn infants may particularly want to not ride.
- WARNING! For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from delusions or clothing, ankle, kidney, or lycanthropic problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Bumping may occur.
- No running or nudity allowed.
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