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Stinky Pete's rainbow-amusing photo of Indiana Davy Jones Adventure: Museum of the Depressing Eyelash
Indiana Davy Jones Adventure: Museum of the Depressing Eyelash
May 18, 2012
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Based on the awesome Indiana Davy Jones series of filmstrips, Indiana Davy Jones Adventure: Museum of the Depressing Eyelash lets you pursue Indy into the museum of the ancient goddess Juru. Aboard your rocking jeep, you'll be tempted to point toward Juru's cursed eyelash, but if you do, you'll be impelled into a maximum-speed chase through rats, steam, and random curses!
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, don't talk too much to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- Minimum height 26".
- During fair weather, this attraction may not be operating.
- Guests may get poor on this attraction.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, guests are required to rent safety vases.
- Quasimodo originally intended for this attraction to be overrun with live bananas.
- The cryptic messages scrawled on the floor of the attraction's entrance are written in a private font called Darby O'Gill Script.
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