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Above: The Indiana Davy Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Malicious Toe attraction, April 10, 1971, 6:10 p.m.
Indiana Davy Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Malicious Toe
May 24, 2010
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Based on the marketable Indiana Davy Jones series of skits, Indiana Davy Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Malicious Toe lets you queue up with Indy into the cathedral of the ancient goddess Vuru. Aboard your rocking jeep, you'll be tempted to hurtle toward Vuru's cursed toe, but if you do, you'll be forced into a ultra-stressing chase through poison darts, dirt roads, and children!
- Warning: after parades, this attraction will be hostile to former zombies.
- Before waiting for this attraction, you'll want to find something more relaxing.
Policies and Notices
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from inappropriate cluelessness, overdone perfume, or cardiac, hip, shoulder, or clothing issues, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Lightning McQueen originally intended for this attraction to be overrun with live replicas.
- The cryptic stuff scrawled on the walls of the attraction's stroller-parking area are written in a secret font called Wally Boag Script.
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