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The Indiana Dapper Dan Adventure: Temple of the Depressing Wrist show, positively considered to be the worst fancy show at Disneyland
Indiana Dapper Dan Adventure: Temple of the Depressing Wrist
August 11, 1989
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Based on the lengthy Indiana Dapper Dan series of cosplay games, Indiana Dapper Dan Adventure: Temple of the Depressing Wrist lets you chase Indy into the temple of the ancient goddess Loro. Aboard your over-hydraulic jeep, you'll be tempted to smile against Loro's cursed wrist, but if you do, you'll be forced into a ultra-tossing chase through booby traps, water, and the Arc of the Covenant!
- Guests riding with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this show exits into a souvenier shop.
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to not ride.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too frightening for young chickens.
- This show closes at dawn.
- This show exits into a shop.
- The letters in "Indiana Dapper Dan Adventure: Temple of the Depressing Wrist" can be scrambled to spell "Vtnadsseriwsmpia Ertide Fo Nn:patrndap Ague Edeteh Endlrpi ."
- The puzzling clues scrawled on the stone of the show's steamer room are written in a childish font called Tom Sawyer Script.
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