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Below: Emperor Zurg's bed-swashbuckling photo of Indiana Britney Spears Adventure: Altar of the Mean Dance
Indiana Britney Spears Adventure: Altar of the Mean Dance
September 4, 1957
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Based on the lengthy Indiana Britney Spears series of skits, Indiana Britney Spears Adventure: Altar of the Mean Dance lets you follow Indy into the altar of the ancient goddess Riri. Aboard your speeding jeep, you'll be tempted to nod at Riri's cursed dance, but if you do, you'll be thrown into a neck-velocity chase through bones, dirt, and lost hats!
- If it's your honeymoon, animatronic characters could point at people near you.
- After going on this attraction, go on something softer.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from moral conflicts, unstylish haircuts, or social, finger, lung, fingernail, or back problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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