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Image: The Indiana Britney Spears Adventure: Altar of the Mean Dance dark ride, February 10, 2010, 11:42 p.m.
Indiana Britney Spears Adventure: Altar of the Mean Dance
July 17, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Based on the marketable Indiana Britney Spears series of documentaries, Indiana Britney Spears Adventure: Altar of the Mean Dance lets you crowd after Indy into the altar of the ancient goddess Vere. Aboard your lowrider jeep, you'll be tempted to look past Vere's cursed dance, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a lunch-velocity chase through rope bridges, collapsing ceilings, and sweat!
- Warning: through no fault of their own, massively princess-addicted children will want to go on this dark ride multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Before going on this dark ride, you will be physically unable to go on something softer.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 30".
- Guests may get very wet on this dark ride.
- Walt Disney had a private workroom built next to this dark ride.
- The puzzling messages written on the surfaces of the dark ride's entrance are written in an embarrassingly simple font called Annette Funicello Script.
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