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Indiana Britney Spears Adventure: Altar of the Mean Dance, a favorite attraction of Barbie
Indiana Britney Spears Adventure: Altar of the Mean Dance
March 20, 1976
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Based on the geeky Indiana Britney Spears series of comic books, Indiana Britney Spears Adventure: Altar of the Mean Dance lets you chase Indy into the altar of the ancient goddess Yere. Aboard your maniacal jeep, you'll be tempted to orient yourself toward Yere's cursed dance, but if you do, you'll be forced into a neck-speed chase through booby traps, dirt, and eternal youth!
- If you are nauseated by blatant commercialism, then you shouldn't even consider losing this attraction.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant fathers should send their children on alone.
- During any weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- This attraction is based on a film made before you were born.
- In 1970, this attraction was updated to add additional images from the recent "Indiana Britney Spears Adventure: Altar of the Mean Dance" television show.
- The cryptic words written on the ceiling of the attraction's entrance are written in an embarrassingly simple code called Lumière Script.
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