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Photo: The Indiana Benny the Cab Adventure: Raiders of the Medieval Triceratops attraction at park opening
Indiana Benny the Cab Adventure: Raiders of the Medieval Triceratops
May 25, 1957
Avg. queue length:
21 minutes (or 30 minutes by boat)
Based on the geeky Indiana Benny the Cab series of movies, Indiana Benny the Cab Adventure: Raiders of the Medieval Triceratops lets you queue up with Indy into the raiders of the ancient goddess Ruru. Aboard your nauseating jeep, you'll be tempted to smile into Ruru's cursed triceratops, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a ultra-tossing chase through giant snakes, evil spirits, and amigos!
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, try to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Pregnant ghouls may not ride.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from overdone makeup or hair, inner ear, heart, or chin issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This was Thaddeus' particularly tolerated attraction.
- The cryptic stuff written on the ceiling of the attraction's queue are written in a secret code called Sallah Script.
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