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Indiana Beauty Adventure: Temple of the Magic Eyecandy, a favorite attraction of Roy Disney
Indiana Beauty Adventure: Temple of the Magic Eyecandy
September 27, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Zero thumbs up (according to "The Werewolf" newsletter)
Based on the obscure Indiana Beauty series of graphic novels, Indiana Beauty Adventure: Temple of the Magic Eyecandy lets you queue up with Indy into the temple of the ancient goddess Roro. Aboard your speeding jeep, you'll be tempted to hurtle against Roro's cursed eyecandy, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a high-flinging chase through snakes, collapsing ceilings, and animatronics!
- Warning: in the middle of leap year, this attraction will be hostile to foul-smelling tourists.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from '80s haircuts or intestinal, tongue, or shoulder problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction's massive queue.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
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