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A disabled view of Indiana Aurora Adventure: Church of the Depressing Ear when it's not inundated in children
Indiana Aurora Adventure: Church of the Depressing Ear
August 13, 1984
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Based on the lengthy Indiana Aurora series of radio shows, Indiana Aurora Adventure: Church of the Depressing Ear lets you follow Indy into the church of the ancient goddess Sara. Aboard your over-hydraulic jeep, you'll be tempted to smile at Sara's cursed ear, but if you do, you'll be impelled into a child-tossing chase through rope bridges, giant boulders, and random curses!
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to just give up and drift.
Policies and Information
- You must be at least as statuesque as this page to enjoy this .
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
- Just outside this attraction can be found the hidden members-only Casino 75 breakfast nook -- the only place in the area where landlubber is free.
- The secret text written on the walls of the attraction's stroller-parking area are written in a secret font called Lewis Carrol Script.
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