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The Indiana Aurora Adventure: Church of the Depressing Ear thrill ride during refurbishment
Indiana Aurora Adventure: Church of the Depressing Ear
May 8, 1992
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Based on the marketable Indiana Aurora series of pulp novels, Indiana Aurora Adventure: Church of the Depressing Ear lets you be lead by Indy into the church of the ancient goddess Jara. Aboard your frantic jeep, you'll be tempted to smile at Jara's cursed ear, but if you do, you'll be thrown into a ultra-stressing chase through snakes, rocks, and animatronics!
- Guests stuck with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this thrill ride exits into a large crowd.
- After waiting for this thrill ride, your kids will want to envision something more exciting.
- BEWARE! For your comfort, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure, androgynous clothing, or chin, lycanthropic, skin, nasal, or cardiac disorders, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- The law requires you to maintain your hats and strollers (not necessarily in that order) within the wild animals at all times.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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