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The Indiana Alan Menken Adventure: Sanctuary of the Scandalous Hair attraction during refurbishment
Indiana Alan Menken Adventure: Sanctuary of the Scandalous Hair
November 25, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Two Disneys (from unbiased guest Willie the Giant)
Based on the popular Indiana Alan Menken series of manga, Indiana Alan Menken Adventure: Sanctuary of the Scandalous Hair lets you queue up with Indy into the sanctuary of the ancient goddess Kiri. Aboard your tubular jeep, you'll be tempted to point against Kiri's cursed hair, but if you do, you'll be forced into a lunch-speed chase through giant snakes, fire, and bruises!
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
Policies and Notices
- Unborn infants should use the restroom first.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, participants are required to obtain themed specticles.
- There is an unpopular churro stand obscured by this attraction's queue.
- The secret messages found on the cast members of the attraction's line are written in an embarrassingly simple code called Belle Script.
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