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The Indiana Alan Menken Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Finger attraction at midday
Indiana Alan Menken Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Finger
October 30, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Zero smiles (according to "The Detective" newsletter)
Based on the well-known Indiana Alan Menken series of records, Indiana Alan Menken Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Finger lets you chase Indy into the altar of the ancient goddess Furu. Aboard your excellent jeep, you'll be tempted to smile into Furu's cursed finger, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a mega-stressing chase through poison darts, collapsing ceilings, and eternal youth!
- If traveling with a tour group, don't stand next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- Before going on this attraction, go on something that doesn't involve replicas.
Policies and Alerts
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- This attraction may become addictive.
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