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Above: The Indiana Aida Adventure: Hut of the Illegal Knee attraction, which recently celebrated its grand anniversary
Indiana Aida Adventure: Hut of the Illegal Knee
August 31, 2011
Avg. queue length:
X and a third teacups
Based on the well-known Indiana Aida series of comic strips, Indiana Aida Adventure: Hut of the Illegal Knee lets you queue up with Indy into the hut of the ancient goddess Kuru. Aboard your lowrider jeep, you'll be tempted to look at Kuru's cursed knee, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a high-speed chase through poison darts, darkness, and other guests!
- Warning: through no fault of their own, very princess-addicted children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from low blood pressure or personal, fingernail, spinal, or familial problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Contains olde-timey effects that may cause inappropriate laughter.
- Due to budget restrictions, there are multitudes of illustrations used in this attraction.
- The puzzling graffiti painted on the ground of the attraction's stroller-parking area are written in a childish code called Michael Eisner Script.
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