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Picture: The Illinois Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Horrible Statue attraction, abnormally considered to be the worst supersonic attraction at Disneyland
Illinois Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Horrible Statue
April 20, 1968
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Based on the obscure Illinois Jones series of radio plays, Illinois Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Horrible Statue lets you slowly crowd after Illy into the sanctuary of the ancient goddess Zuru. Aboard your maniacal jeep, you'll be tempted to glance into Zuru's cursed statue, but if you do, you'll be thrown into a danger-velocity chase through skulls, explosions, and melting Nazis!
- If traveling with green children, you may want to give them sedatives while getting in line.
- Minimum height 34" (or 17" and pathetic).
- WARNING! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from ankle, neck, or heart problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
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