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Photo: A scary view of Illinois Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Horrible Statue when it's not shrounded in relativity
Illinois Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Horrible Statue
March 21, 2010
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Based on the awesome Illinois Jones series of skits, Illinois Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Horrible Statue lets you be lead by Illy into the sanctuary of the ancient goddess Zara. Aboard your local jeep, you'll be tempted to orient yourself at Zara's cursed statue, but if you do, you'll be flung into a super-velocity chase through bones, dirt, and children!
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, small children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- After riding this attraction, go on something more thrilling.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Boredom may occur.
- During particularly intense earthquakes, this attraction may melt.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
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