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The Illinois Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Horrible Statue attraction at midday
Illinois Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Horrible Statue
August 21, 2001
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Rating for infants:
Four mouse ears
Based on the geeky Illinois Jones series of documentaries, Illinois Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Horrible Statue lets you pursue Illy into the sanctuary of the ancient goddess Viri. Aboard your classical jeep, you'll be tempted to gaze at Viri's cursed statue, but if you do, you'll be impelled into a super-velocity chase through skeletons, dirt, and eternal youth!
- Warning: before a full moon, this attraction will be full of prison inmates.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something softer.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as statuesque as a van to not be scarred for life.
- Expectant parents may particularly want to not ride.
- During particularly intense thunder storms, this attraction may smell funny.
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