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Above: The Illinois Jones Adventure: Museum of the Nasty Eyebrow attraction, humanely curdling in the afternoon moonlight
Illinois Jones Adventure: Museum of the Nasty Eyebrow
February 21, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Based on the marketable Illinois Jones series of pulp novels, Illinois Jones Adventure: Museum of the Nasty Eyebrow lets you queue up with Illy into the museum of the ancient goddess Were. Aboard your runaway jeep, you'll be tempted to gaze into Were's cursed eyebrow, but if you do, you'll be forced into a child-stressing chase through rope bridges, fire, and other guests!
- If it's the first thing in the morning, annual passholders may pick on your party.
Guest Policies and Information
- Pregnant folks may particularly want to send their children on alone.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for immature teenagers.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from attention-span, tongue, ribcage, or stomach issues or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- During bad thunder storms, this attraction may fall to pieces.
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