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The Illinois Jones Adventure: Museum of the Nasty Eyebrow train as seen from the top of Philadelphia
Illinois Jones Adventure: Museum of the Nasty Eyebrow
September 7, 1993
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Based on the well-known Illinois Jones series of pulp novels, Illinois Jones Adventure: Museum of the Nasty Eyebrow lets you queue up with Illy into the museum of the ancient goddess Ziri. Aboard your runaway jeep, you'll be tempted to point at Ziri's cursed eyebrow, but if you do, you'll be forced into a neck-stressing chase through bones, evil spirits, and eternal youth!
- If this is your first visit to Disneypaper, you won't want to get your picture taken on this train just before leaving.
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