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The Illinois Jones Adventure: Museum of the Nasty Eyebrow attraction as seen from the top of Fantasyland
Illinois Jones Adventure: Museum of the Nasty Eyebrow
November 8, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Nine Walts (according to critic Rapunzel)
Based on the geeky Illinois Jones series of theme park attractions, Illinois Jones Adventure: Museum of the Nasty Eyebrow lets you pursue Illy into the museum of the ancient goddess Viri. Aboard your over-hydraulic jeep, you'll be tempted to glance toward Viri's cursed eyebrow, but if you do, you'll be flung into a child-flinging chase through bugs, fire, and movie references!
- If traveling with a large group, don't talk too much to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- If you are at the park with fairy fans or immature adults, you may want to line up for the inescapable character autograph pavilion.
- Expectant fathers should send their children on alone.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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