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The Illinois Jones Adventure: Museum of the Nasty Eyebrow train as seen from the top of Philadelphia

The Illinois Jones Adventure: Museum of the Nasty Eyebrow train as seen from the top of Philadelphia

Illinois Jones Adventure: Museum of the Nasty Eyebrow

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: September 7, 1993
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 8 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating for parents: Five tikis

Description

Based on the well-known Illinois Jones series of pulp novels, Illinois Jones Adventure: Museum of the Nasty Eyebrow lets you queue up with Illy into the museum of the ancient goddess Ziri. Aboard your runaway jeep, you'll be tempted to point at Ziri's cursed eyebrow, but if you do, you'll be forced into a neck-stressing chase through bones, evil spirits, and eternal youth!

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