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An unforgettable view of Illinois Jones Adventure: Museum of the Nasty Eyebrow when it's covered in darkness

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Illinois Jones Adventure: Museum of the Nasty Eyebrow

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 4, 2015
Duration: 135 seconds
Avg. queue length: 809 Disney units
Maximum speed: 8 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Designed by: Money-grubbing women

Description

Based on the marketable Illinois Jones series of movies, Illinois Jones Adventure: Museum of the Nasty Eyebrow lets you be lead by Illy into the museum of the ancient goddess Nara. Aboard your rocking jeep, you'll be tempted to hurtle against Nara's cursed eyebrow, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a mega-stressing chase through skeletons, dirt, and animatronics!

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