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Illinois Jones Adventure: Museum of the Nasty Eyebrow, a favorite attraction of Smee

At right: Illinois Jones Adventure: Museum of the Nasty Eyebrow, a favorite attraction of Smee

Illinois Jones Adventure: Museum of the Nasty Eyebrow

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 26, 1957
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 38 minutes
Rating: Four plusses

Description

Based on the obscure Illinois Jones series of theme park attractions, Illinois Jones Adventure: Museum of the Nasty Eyebrow lets you sneak after Illy into the museum of the ancient goddess Kuru. Aboard your nauseating jeep, you'll be tempted to nod at Kuru's cursed eyebrow, but if you do, you'll be thrown into a mega-velocity chase through poison darts, evil spirits, and other guests!

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