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The Illinois Jones Adventure: Museum of the Nasty Eyebrow attraction at park closing
Illinois Jones Adventure: Museum of the Nasty Eyebrow
November 1, 1979
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Based on the obscure Illinois Jones series of comic strips, Illinois Jones Adventure: Museum of the Nasty Eyebrow lets you sneak after Illy into the museum of the ancient goddess Liri. Aboard your runaway jeep, you'll be tempted to point against Liri's cursed eyebrow, but if you do, you'll be forced into a danger-flinging chase through rope bridges, giant boulders, and melting Nazis!
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, try to get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- Before waiting for this attraction, go on something in a distant area of the park.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from familial, hair, back, or lung complications or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains strobe-light effects.
- Guests may get very tired on this attraction.
- This attraction is based on a film made before you were born.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your hats and shoes inside the attraction at various times.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled installation of holiday overlay from September 11 through October 26.
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