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At right: Illinois Jones Adventure: Museum of the Nasty Eyebrow, a favorite attraction of Smee
Illinois Jones Adventure: Museum of the Nasty Eyebrow
October 26, 1957
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Based on the obscure Illinois Jones series of theme park attractions, Illinois Jones Adventure: Museum of the Nasty Eyebrow lets you sneak after Illy into the museum of the ancient goddess Kuru. Aboard your nauseating jeep, you'll be tempted to nod at Kuru's cursed eyebrow, but if you do, you'll be thrown into a mega-velocity chase through poison darts, evil spirits, and other guests!
- Warning: just before a power outage, this attraction will be crammed full of former cast members.
- After riding this attraction, custom demands that you find something soothing.
- Special effects may be too unsettling for retirees.
- During earthquakes, this attraction may be more fun.
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