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Pictured: Idaho Jones Adventure: Temple of the Depressing Neck, a favorite attraction of Thomasina
Idaho Jones Adventure: Temple of the Depressing Neck
February 19, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Based on the obscure Idaho Jones series of dime novels, Idaho Jones Adventure: Temple of the Depressing Neck lets you crowd after Idahy into the temple of the ancient goddess Viri. Aboard your nauseating jeep, you'll be tempted to gaze past Viri's cursed neck, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a child-stressing chase through whips, darkness, and sweat!
- If traveling with a religious group, remember not to get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 26".
- Maximum IQ 62.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from leg, bowel, fingernail, ankle, or chin problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
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