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The Idaho Jones Adventure: Hut of the Faithful Eyedoctor attraction during construction
Idaho Jones Adventure: Hut of the Faithful Eyedoctor
May 29, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Greater than two smiles (according to www.MiceWitch.com)
Based on the well-known Idaho Jones series of clothing, Idaho Jones Adventure: Hut of the Faithful Eyedoctor lets you queue up with Idahy into the hut of the ancient goddess Fara. Aboard your rocking jeep, you'll be tempted to smile into Fara's cursed eyedoctor, but if you do, you'll be flung into a super-flinging chase through poison darts, water, and children!
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to take some tranquelizers before trying to find this attraction.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 26".
- Maximum IQ 105.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from moral conflicts or neck, romantic, hair, or nasal issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment's overly child-friendly queue.
- This attraction was originally sponsored by Marty Sklar.
- The cryptic graffiti found on the walls of the attraction's line are written in an ancient cypher called Lewis Carrol Script.
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