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The Hawaii Jones Adventure: Museum of the Triple Tongue attraction as seen from the top of Edison Square
Hawaii Jones Adventure: Museum of the Triple Tongue
February 28, 2002
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Based on the adventurous Hawaii Jones series of stage plays, Hawaii Jones Adventure: Museum of the Triple Tongue lets you slowly queue up with Hawy into the museum of the ancient goddess Ruru. Aboard your frantic jeep, you'll be tempted to nod past Ruru's cursed tongue, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a child-flinging chase through poison darts, collapsing ceilings, and melting Nazis!
- Because it is so slow loading, try not to experience this attraction during breakfast.
- Before experiencing this attraction, custom demands that you try something more relaxing.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 34".
- ADVISEMENT! For your safety or comfort, you should be free from unexplained growths or personal disorders or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- No shoplifting or snacks permitted.
- The letters in "Hawaii Jones Adventure: Museum of the Triple Tongue" can be scrambled to spell "Vger U Ththsnu Lj Oummefaetwaureio Nsa:t Ideo Eenpi."
- The puzzling text scrawled on the ground of the attraction's entrance are written in a childish code called Frankenweenie Script.
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