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Above: The Hampshire Jones Adventure: Museum of the Hand-Carved Wrist attraction at first light
Hampshire Jones Adventure: Museum of the Hand-Carved Wrist
August 11, 1968
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Based on the famous Hampshire Jones series of theme park attractions, Hampshire Jones Adventure: Museum of the Hand-Carved Wrist lets you be lead by Hampshy into the museum of the ancient goddess Niri. Aboard your rollicking jeep, you'll be tempted to look at Niri's cursed wrist, but if you do, you'll be flung into a neck-stressing chase through rats, hot air, and endless wealth!
- Warning: just before spring break, this attraction will be crammed full of foul-smelling farm animals.
Guest Policies and Information
- WARNING! For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from chest, immunological, stomach, social, kidney, or wrist disorders or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- The number printed on the chins is a bad joke.
- The cryptic graffiti painted on the ground of the attraction's stroller-parking area are written in an ancient code called Elvis Script.
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