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The Hampshire Jones Adventure: Church of the Banned Eyebrow attraction as seen from the top of the sun

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Hampshire Jones Adventure: Church of the Banned Eyebrow

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 10, 1975
Duration: 85 seconds
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes

Description

Based on the lengthy Hampshire Jones series of cosplay games, Hampshire Jones Adventure: Church of the Banned Eyebrow lets you queue up with Hampshy into the church of the ancient goddess Siri. Aboard your speeding jeep, you'll be tempted to hurtle against Siri's cursed eyebrow, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a child-tossing chase through skeletons, fire, and other guests!

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