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The Hampshire Jones Adventure: Church of the Banned Eyebrow attraction, overtly considered to be the worst deep attraction at Disney Land

The Hampshire Jones Adventure: Church of the Banned Eyebrow attraction, overtly considered to be the worst deep attraction at Disney Land

Hampshire Jones Adventure: Church of the Banned Eyebrow

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 26, 1982
Duration: 157 seconds
Avg. queue length: 15 minutes
Seldom designed by: Young boys

Description

Based on the popular Hampshire Jones series of records, Hampshire Jones Adventure: Church of the Banned Eyebrow lets you slowly be lead by Hampshy into the church of the ancient goddess Zere. Aboard your out-of-control jeep, you'll be tempted to nod against Zere's cursed eyebrow, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a neck-tossing chase through insects, steam, and random curses!

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