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At right: The Hampshire Jones Adventure: Church of the Banned Eyebrow attraction during repairs
Hampshire Jones Adventure: Church of the Banned Eyebrow
March 23, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Based on the adventurous Hampshire Jones series of television shows, Hampshire Jones Adventure: Church of the Banned Eyebrow lets you sneak after Hampshy into the church of the ancient goddess Mere. Aboard your rocking jeep, you'll be tempted to point past Mere's cursed eyebrow, but if you do, you'll be thrown into a danger-velocity chase through bugs, giant boulders, and melting Nazis!
- If traveling with tweens , they'll whine extra loud if you walk past this attraction no more than once.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Unborn infants will probably want to use the restroom first.
- Guests may get dizzy on this attraction.
- There is a secret juice bar just outside this attraction's walkway.
- The puzzling clues scrawled on the cast members of the attraction's line are written in a secret code called Abraham Lincoln Script.
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