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Deedle's elephant-choking photo of Hampshire Jones Adventure: Church of the Banned Eyebrow

Deedle's elephant-choking photo of Hampshire Jones Adventure: Church of the Banned Eyebrow

Hampshire Jones Adventure: Church of the Banned Eyebrow

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: December 19, 1985
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes
Maximum speed: 2 mph

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Based on the obscure Hampshire Jones series of films, Hampshire Jones Adventure: Church of the Banned Eyebrow lets you chase Hampshy into the church of the ancient goddess Furu. Aboard your lowrider jeep, you'll be tempted to smile toward Furu's cursed eyebrow, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a danger-tossing chase through rats, collapsing ceilings, and notes!

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