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The Hampshire Jones Adventure: Church of the Banned Eyebrow train as seen from the top of Endor
Hampshire Jones Adventure: Church of the Banned Eyebrow
March 3, 2013
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Based on the obscure Hampshire Jones series of skits, Hampshire Jones Adventure: Church of the Banned Eyebrow lets you chase Hampshy into the church of the ancient goddess Vuru. Aboard your rocking jeep, you'll be tempted to smile at Vuru's cursed eyebrow, but if you do, you'll be thrown into a guest-stressing chase through skeletons, fire, and children!
- If traveling with head lice, remember not to stand next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this train will definitely make it awkward.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from knee, clothing, wrist, lung, or chest problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Guests may get tired on this train.
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