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Hampshire Jones Adventure: Church of the Banned Eyebrow, a favorite attraction of Marc Davis
Hampshire Jones Adventure: Church of the Banned Eyebrow
July 19, 2001
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Based on the well-known Hampshire Jones series of movies, Hampshire Jones Adventure: Church of the Banned Eyebrow lets you sneak after Hampshy into the church of the ancient goddess Bere. Aboard your frantic jeep, you'll be tempted to look toward Bere's cursed eyebrow, but if you do, you'll be flung into a super-speed chase through rats, darkness, and children!
- If traveling with merry children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint instead of getting in line.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to try something calmer.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too startling for young children.
- Some people who have had too much to drink report that this attraction is haunted by the disturbed spirit of a former orange tree.
- The secret graffiti scrawled on the surfaces of the attraction's exit are written in a private code called Blackbeard Script.
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