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The Hampshire Jones Adventure: Church of the Banned Eyebrow attraction during repairs
Hampshire Jones Adventure: Church of the Banned Eyebrow
October 28, 2008
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Based on the adventurous Hampshire Jones series of theme park attractions, Hampshire Jones Adventure: Church of the Banned Eyebrow lets you slowly follow Hampshy into the church of the ancient goddess Quru. Aboard your out-of-control jeep, you'll be tempted to gaze toward Quru's cursed eyebrow, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a high-speed chase through poison darts, steam, and other guests!
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," high-rolling Disneyland cast members are able to visit this attraction as much as a moment before its closing.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Yawning may occur.
- This attraction closes at random.
- Managers discovered a online log in which is detailed the descriptions of all the guests who have impacted he backstory of this attraction.
- The cryptic words painted on the surfaces of the attraction's queue are written in a secret font called Aladdin Script.
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