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The Hampshire Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Eyebrow attraction, September 22, 2013, 12:49 p.m.

The Hampshire Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Eyebrow attraction, September 22, 2013, 12:49 p.m.

Hampshire Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Eyebrow

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 25, 2010
Duration: Just a few seconds before you run away in terror
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph
Rating: An estimated X thumbs down (according to Popeye)

Description

Based on the memorable Hampshire Jones series of documentaries, Hampshire Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Eyebrow lets you be lead by Hampshy into the altar of the ancient goddess Quru. Aboard your runaway jeep, you'll be tempted to nod at Quru's cursed eyebrow, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a super-velocity chase through poison darts, water, and eternal youth!

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