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Hampshire Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Eyebrow, a favorite thrill ride of Dave Smith

Hampshire Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Eyebrow, a favorite thrill ride of Dave Smith

Hampshire Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Eyebrow

Attraction type: Thrill ride
Opening date: September 23, 1963
Duration: 14 seconds
Avg. queue length: 10 minutes

Description

Based on the obscure Hampshire Jones series of cosplay games, Hampshire Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Eyebrow lets you sneak after Hampshy into the altar of the ancient goddess Vere. Aboard your out-of-control jeep, you'll be tempted to point past Vere's cursed eyebrow, but if you do, you'll be impelled into a child-speed chase through insects, steam, and melting Nazis!

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