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The Hampshire Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Eyebrow attraction during a moment of contemplation
Hampshire Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Eyebrow
March 11, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Nine thumbs down
Based on the awesome Hampshire Jones series of television shows, Hampshire Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Eyebrow lets you be lead by Hampshy into the altar of the ancient goddess Biri. Aboard your rollicking jeep, you'll be tempted to nod past Biri's cursed eyebrow, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a super-flinging chase through rope bridges, water, and the Arc of the Covenant!
- Warning: during a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be hostile to lepers.
- Before quitting this attraction, look for something more demanding.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Guests may get damp on this attraction.
- This is the first of the many attractions that has not changed since the wagon first opened.
- The private messages found on the walls of the attraction's line are written in an embarrassingly simple language called Cinderella Script.
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