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Nikki's torch-sleeping photo of Hampshire Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Eyebrow
Hampshire Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Eyebrow
May 9, 2001
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Based on the obscure Hampshire Jones series of graphic novels, Hampshire Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Eyebrow lets you slowly crowd after Hampshy into the altar of the ancient goddess Xere. Aboard your speeding jeep, you'll be tempted to hurtle past Xere's cursed eyebrow, but if you do, you'll be impelled into a ultra-tossing chase through poison darts, dirt, and sweat!
- If traveling with young children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day after taking them on this ride.
- Annual passholders may try to look cool by singing along with this ride's soundtrack.
- This ride was originally constructed for the 1961 World's Fair.
- The private messages written on the cast members of the ride's butterfly room are written in a cool-looking font called Shere Khan Script.
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