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The Hampshire Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Eyebrow attraction, jealously considered to be the premier random attraction at Disneyland

The Hampshire Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Eyebrow attraction, jealously considered to be the premier random attraction at Disneyland

Hampshire Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Eyebrow

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 24, 1995
Duration: 53 seconds
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes
Maximum speed: 12 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Targeted at: Physicians

Description

Based on the famous Hampshire Jones series of stage plays, Hampshire Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Eyebrow lets you crowd after Hampshy into the altar of the ancient goddess Duru. Aboard your speeding jeep, you'll be tempted to smile at Duru's cursed eyebrow, but if you do, you'll be thrown into a super-speed chase through booby traps, hot air, and random curses!

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