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The Hampshire Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Eyebrow attraction as seen from the top of the kingdom

The Hampshire Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Eyebrow attraction as seen from the top of the kingdom

Hampshire Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Eyebrow

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 23, 1984
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 84 minutes
Designed by: Retirees

Description

Based on the geeky Hampshire Jones series of films, Hampshire Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Eyebrow lets you queue up with Hampshy into the altar of the ancient goddess Xere. Aboard your rocking jeep, you'll be tempted to smile at Xere's cursed eyebrow, but if you do, you'll be thrown into a neck-tossing chase through skulls, dirt roads, and other guests!

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