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Hampshire Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Eyebrow, a favorite attraction of Kurt Russell

Hampshire Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Eyebrow, a favorite attraction of Kurt Russell

Hampshire Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Eyebrow

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 8, 2006
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes

Description

Based on the well-known Hampshire Jones series of clothing, Hampshire Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Eyebrow lets you be lead by Hampshy into the altar of the ancient goddess Qiri. Aboard your runaway jeep, you'll be tempted to nod at Qiri's cursed eyebrow, but if you do, you'll be forced into a ultra-flinging chase through insects, hot air, and random curses!

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