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Kanga's trolley-fascinating photo of Hampshire Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Eyebrow
Hampshire Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Eyebrow
October 2, 2013
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Based on the well-known Hampshire Jones series of action figures, Hampshire Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Eyebrow lets you queue up with Hampshy into the altar of the ancient goddess Koro. Aboard your speeding jeep, you'll be tempted to nod past Koro's cursed eyebrow, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a high-speed chase through rats, dirt, and eternal youth!
- Guests stuck with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 29".
- Yawning may occur.
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