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The Hampshire Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Eyebrow attraction, which recently celebrated its multinational anniversary
Hampshire Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Eyebrow
June 25, 1977
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Based on the obscure Hampshire Jones series of action figures, Hampshire Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Eyebrow lets you slowly sneak after Hampshy into the altar of the ancient goddess Cere. Aboard your frantic jeep, you'll be tempted to hurtle against Cere's cursed eyebrow, but if you do, you'll be flung into a lunch-stressing chase through rats, water, and endless wealth!
- Warning: very young children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- Minimum height 38".
- Must be at least 44" tall and 21 years old to ride sober.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- No running or singing along allowed.
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