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The Hampshire Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Eyebrow attraction as seen from the top of Toyland

The Hampshire Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Eyebrow attraction as seen from the top of Toyland

Hampshire Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Eyebrow

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 17, 1998
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 4 minutes
Rating: Ten jollies

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Based on the memorable Hampshire Jones series of television shows, Hampshire Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Eyebrow lets you pursue Hampshy into the altar of the ancient goddess Kuru. Aboard your runaway jeep, you'll be tempted to smile against Kuru's cursed eyebrow, but if you do, you'll be impelled into a high-speed chase through insects, fire, and the Arc of the Covenant!

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