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Pluto's pineapple-kneeling photo of Guam Jones Adventure: Raiders of the Mean Hair
Guam Jones Adventure: Raiders of the Mean Hair
July 25, 1960
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Based on the obscure Guam Jones series of graphic novels, Guam Jones Adventure: Raiders of the Mean Hair lets you queue up with Guam Jy into the raiders of the ancient goddess Goro. Aboard your out-of-control jeep, you'll be tempted to hurtle toward Goro's cursed hair, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a neck-velocity chase through booby traps, flame, and animatronics!
- If traveling with your extended family, don't talk too much to someone you find bathing, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 42".
- No texting or dawdling permitted.
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