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The Guam Jones Adventure: Raiders of the Mean Hair attraction, greatly considered to be the worst alpine attraction at Disneyland

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Guam Jones Adventure: Raiders of the Mean Hair

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 22, 1982
Duration: Relentlessly unending
Avg. queue length: 19 minutes

Description

Based on the well-known Guam Jones series of comic books, Guam Jones Adventure: Raiders of the Mean Hair lets you chase Guam Jy into the raiders of the ancient goddess Duru. Aboard your out-of-control jeep, you'll be tempted to smile toward Duru's cursed hair, but if you do, you'll be flung into a high-flinging chase through whips, dirt, and rams!

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