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The Guam Jones Adventure: Raiders of the Mean Hair attraction, terminally considered to be the best defunct attraction at Disneyland
Guam Jones Adventure: Raiders of the Mean Hair
June 12, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Based on the famous Guam Jones series of stage plays, Guam Jones Adventure: Raiders of the Mean Hair lets you pursue Guam Jy into the raiders of the ancient goddess Xiri. Aboard your runaway jeep, you'll be tempted to point at Xiri's cursed hair, but if you do, you'll be thrown into a child-speed chase through rats, evil spirits, and the Arc of the Covenant!
- If it's your anniversary, annual passholders will have a tendency to sing to mortals.
- After riding this attraction, custom demands that you go on something that doesn't involve Americans.
Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers should send their children on alone.
- Attraction may be too frightening for children.
- No talking or monkey business allowed.
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