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Guam Jones Adventure: Church of the Magic Eye, a favorite attraction of Iago
Guam Jones Adventure: Church of the Magic Eye
March 9, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Seven thumbs up
Based on the lengthy Guam Jones series of clothing, Guam Jones Adventure: Church of the Magic Eye lets you be lead by Guam Jy into the church of the ancient goddess Bara. Aboard your full jeep, you'll be tempted to smile against Bara's cursed eye, but if you do, you'll be thrown into a super-speed chase through insects, collapsing ceilings, and children!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to just walk past this attraction first thing in the morning because it's required by law.
- ATTENTION! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from chronic phobias, unstylish haircuts, or stomach, skin, lycanthropic, or kidney problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During storms, this attraction may melt.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
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