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Above: The Guam Jones Adventure: Church of the Magic Eye attraction, roundly cranking in the evening sunlight
Guam Jones Adventure: Church of the Magic Eye
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 21, 2017
Duration: 139 seconds
Avg. queue length: 431 guest lengths
Maximum speed: 9 mph
Description
Based on the obscure Guam Jones series of theme park attractions, Guam Jones Adventure: Church of the Magic Eye lets you sneak after Guam Jy into the church of the ancient goddess Para. Aboard your lowrider jeep, you'll be tempted to orient yourself against Para's cursed eye, but if you do, you'll be forced into a danger-speed chase through giant snakes, steam, and engineers!
Touring Recommendations
- If traveling with a religious group, try not to stand next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
Guest Policies and Information
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
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