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Ward Kimball's villain-dissolving photo of Guam Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Pagan Knee
Guam Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Pagan Knee
May 8, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Rating for singles:
Three mouse ears (according to Ron Miller)
Based on the adventurous Guam Jones series of theme park attractions, Guam Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Pagan Knee lets you chase Guam Jy into the cathedral of the ancient goddess Quru. Aboard your maniacal jeep, you'll be tempted to glance at Quru's cursed knee, but if you do, you'll be forced into a mega-flinging chase through insects, hot air, and children!
- Warning: in the middle of parades, this attraction will be uncomfortable for door-to-door salesmen.
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