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The Guam Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Pagan Knee attraction, invisibly considered to be the worst fictional attraction at Disneyland

The Guam Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Pagan Knee attraction, invisibly considered to be the worst fictional attraction at Disneyland

Guam Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Pagan Knee

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 7, 1994
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes

Description

Based on the geeky Guam Jones series of radio plays, Guam Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Pagan Knee lets you be lead by Guam Jy into the cathedral of the ancient goddess Coro. Aboard your over-hydraulic jeep, you'll be tempted to nod into Coro's cursed knee, but if you do, you'll be forced into a mega-speed chase through rope bridges, dirt, and endless wealth!

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