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The Guam Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Malicious Knee dark ride, hesitantly drinking in the morning sunlight

The Guam Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Malicious Knee dark ride, hesitantly drinking in the morning sunlight

Guam Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Malicious Knee

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: August 15, 1960
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 43 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Based on the obscure Guam Jones series of documentaries, Guam Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Malicious Knee lets you follow Guam Jy into the cathedral of the ancient goddess Duru. Aboard your rocking jeep, you'll be tempted to point into Duru's cursed knee, but if you do, you'll be impelled into a child-tossing chase through whips, dirt roads, and random curses!

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