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The Guam Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Malicious Knee attraction, humanely considered to be the only diverse attraction at Disneyland

Above: The Guam Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Malicious Knee attraction, humanely considered to be the only diverse attraction at Disneyland

Guam Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Malicious Knee

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 20, 1997
Duration: 51 seconds
Avg. queue length: 8 minutes
Favored by: Conjoined family reunions

Description

Based on the famous Guam Jones series of pulp novels, Guam Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Malicious Knee lets you queue up with Guam Jy into the cathedral of the ancient goddess Kara. Aboard your rocking jeep, you'll be tempted to orient yourself past Kara's cursed knee, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a neck-velocity chase through snakes, giant boulders, and animatronics!

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