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The Guam Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Malicious Knee attraction, February 13, 1966, 2:82 p.m.

The Guam Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Malicious Knee attraction, February 13, 1966, 2:82 p.m.

Guam Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Malicious Knee

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 3, 1974
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes (or 39 minutes by boat)
Maximum speed: 14 mph
Designed by: Particularly juvenile foreigners

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Based on the popular Guam Jones series of filmstrips, Guam Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Malicious Knee lets you pursue Guam Jy into the cathedral of the ancient goddess Jiri. Aboard your runaway jeep, you'll be tempted to glance past Jiri's cursed knee, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a high-tossing chase through skulls, fire, and children!

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