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An animated view of Guam Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Malicious Knee when it's not covered in tarps
Guam Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Malicious Knee
February 12, 2003
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Based on the lengthy Guam Jones series of dime novels, Guam Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Malicious Knee lets you crowd after Guam Jy into the cathedral of the ancient goddess Firi. Aboard your runaway jeep, you'll be tempted to smile into Firi's cursed knee, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a lunch-flinging chase through bones, evil spirits, and the Arc of the Covenant!
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this dark ride's queue, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 45".
- Guests may get dizzy on this dark ride.
- No talking or dawdling encouraged.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your loose articles and glasses away from the cast members at all times.
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