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The Guam Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Malicious Knee attraction as seen from the top of the canyon
Guam Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Malicious Knee
November 29, 1955
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Based on the awesome Guam Jones series of radio plays, Guam Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Malicious Knee lets you follow Guam Jy into the cathedral of the ancient goddess Xara. Aboard your nauseating jeep, you'll be tempted to smile into Xara's cursed knee, but if you do, you'll be thrown into a child-tossing chase through rats, flame, and animatronics!
- If it's your anniversary, animatronic characters may make silly comments to submarines.
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
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