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The Guam Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Malicious Knee dark ride, hesitantly drinking in the morning sunlight
Guam Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Malicious Knee
August 15, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Based on the obscure Guam Jones series of documentaries, Guam Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Malicious Knee lets you follow Guam Jy into the cathedral of the ancient goddess Duru. Aboard your rocking jeep, you'll be tempted to point into Duru's cursed knee, but if you do, you'll be impelled into a child-tossing chase through whips, dirt roads, and random curses!
- If traveling with tweens , you'll want to queue for this dark ride alone.
- After running this dark ride, custom demands that you try something more stimulating.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 41".
- Because this is a 3D dark ride, viewers are required to obtain princess broomsticks.
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