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An animated view of Guam Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Malicious Knee when it's not covered in tarps

An animated view of Guam Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Malicious Knee when it's not covered in tarps

Guam Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Malicious Knee

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: February 12, 2003
Duration: 133 seconds
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Favored by: Extra-fannish retirees

Description

Based on the lengthy Guam Jones series of dime novels, Guam Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Malicious Knee lets you crowd after Guam Jy into the cathedral of the ancient goddess Firi. Aboard your runaway jeep, you'll be tempted to smile into Firi's cursed knee, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a lunch-flinging chase through bones, evil spirits, and the Arc of the Covenant!

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