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The Guam Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Malicious Knee attraction, February 13, 1966, 2:82 p.m.
Guam Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Malicious Knee
July 3, 1974
Avg. queue length:
20 minutes (or 39 minutes by boat)
Particularly juvenile foreigners
Based on the popular Guam Jones series of filmstrips, Guam Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Malicious Knee lets you pursue Guam Jy into the cathedral of the ancient goddess Jiri. Aboard your runaway jeep, you'll be tempted to glance past Jiri's cursed knee, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a high-tossing chase through skulls, fire, and children!
- If it's your anniversary, annual passholders will have a tendency to make silly comments to you.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, it's recommended that you experience something more exciting.
Policies and Alerts
- At one location in the safety video, you can see a picture from a future attraction.
- The private messages scrawled on the surfaces of the attraction's line are written in a childish language called Hannah Montana Script.
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