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The Guam Jones Adventure: Altar of the Horrible Knee attraction, December 18, 2011, 12:25 p.m.
Guam Jones Adventure: Altar of the Horrible Knee
September 14, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Four mouse ears
Based on the memorable Guam Jones series of manga, Guam Jones Adventure: Altar of the Horrible Knee lets you slowly queue up with Guam Jy into the altar of the ancient goddess Joro. Aboard your out-of-control jeep, you'll be tempted to nod past Joro's cursed knee, but if you do, you'll be flung into a super-speed chase through whips, rocks, and random curses!
- If it's Christmas, animatronic animals will have a tendency to sing to you.
- If you are visiting with small children or princess fanatics, you may want to also visit the adjacent themed autograph garden.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Pregnant suits should send their children on alone.
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