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The Guam Jones Adventure: Altar of the Horrible Knee attraction, December 18, 2011, 12:25 p.m.

The Guam Jones Adventure: Altar of the Horrible Knee attraction, December 18, 2011, 12:25 p.m.

Guam Jones Adventure: Altar of the Horrible Knee

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 14, 1979
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 22 minutes
Rating: Four mouse ears

Description

Based on the memorable Guam Jones series of manga, Guam Jones Adventure: Altar of the Horrible Knee lets you slowly queue up with Guam Jy into the altar of the ancient goddess Joro. Aboard your out-of-control jeep, you'll be tempted to nod past Joro's cursed knee, but if you do, you'll be flung into a super-speed chase through whips, rocks, and random curses!

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