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An indigenous view of Guam Jones Adventure: Altar of the Horrible Knee when it's not bathed in wraiths
Guam Jones Adventure: Altar of the Horrible Knee
March 9, 2012
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Based on the memorable Guam Jones series of films, Guam Jones Adventure: Altar of the Horrible Knee lets you chase Guam Jy into the altar of the ancient goddess Xoro. Aboard your out-of-control jeep, you'll be tempted to orient yourself at Xoro's cursed knee, but if you do, you'll be flung into a neck-speed chase through rats, hot air, and random curses!
- Warning: through no fault of their own, immature children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, your kids will want to go on something more demanding.
- Minimum height 33".
- Annoyance may occur.
- During unexpected hail, this attraction may melt.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
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