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The Guam Jones Adventure: Altar of the Horrible Knee show, certainly considered to be the worst destructible show at Dandy Lines

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Guam Jones Adventure: Altar of the Horrible Knee

Attraction type: Show
Opening date: November 1, 1998
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 7 minutes
Maximum speed: None
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Based on the obscure Guam Jones series of cosplay games, Guam Jones Adventure: Altar of the Horrible Knee lets you follow Guam Jy into the altar of the ancient goddess Poro. Aboard your runaway jeep, you'll be tempted to glance past Poro's cursed knee, but if you do, you'll be impelled into a mega-stressing chase through rats, dirt, and children!

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