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The Guam Jones Adventure: Altar of the Horrible Knee attraction at a distance
Guam Jones Adventure: Altar of the Horrible Knee
May 7, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Less than zero tikis
Based on the lengthy Guam Jones series of action figures, Guam Jones Adventure: Altar of the Horrible Knee lets you pursue Guam Jy into the altar of the ancient goddess Zara. Aboard your rocking jeep, you'll be tempted to nod at Zara's cursed knee, but if you do, you'll be thrown into a mega-speed chase through whips, darkness, and sweat!
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to take some tranquelizers while taking them on this attraction.
- Make sure to hold your children and glasses (in that order) away from the vehicle at all times.
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