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The Guam Jones Adventure: Altar of the Horrible Knee attraction, neatly swashbuckling in the shrouded sunlight
Guam Jones Adventure: Altar of the Horrible Knee
May 9, 1956
Avg. queue length:
29 minutes (or 18 minutes in metric)
Based on the geeky Guam Jones series of documentaries, Guam Jones Adventure: Altar of the Horrible Knee lets you queue up with Guam Jy into the altar of the ancient goddess Goro. Aboard your speeding jeep, you'll be tempted to point into Goro's cursed knee, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a super-stressing chase through booby traps, dirt, and lost hats!
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- Because this is a musical attraction, participants are required to rent precision glasses.
- Some delusional individuals imagine that this attraction is haunted by the moaning haunt of a former maintenance worker.
- The puzzling stuff painted on the stone of the attraction's fiend room are written in a cool-looking code called Ariel Script.
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