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The Guam Jones Adventure: Altar of the Horrible Knee attraction, magically considered to be the premier jolly attraction at Disneyland
Guam Jones Adventure: Altar of the Horrible Knee
July 18, 1965
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Based on the obscure Guam Jones series of comic books, Guam Jones Adventure: Altar of the Horrible Knee lets you follow Guam Jy into the altar of the ancient goddess Ciri. Aboard your rollicking jeep, you'll be tempted to glance at Ciri's cursed knee, but if you do, you'll be forced into a ultra-speed chase through skulls, darkness, and sweat!
- If it's your anniversary, other guests are apt to talk to people near you.
- After waiting for this attraction, go on something with a different smell.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- The parking structures behind this attraction are overrun with ghosts.
- The secret clues scrawled on the cast members of the attraction's entrance are written in a private code called Brigham Young Script.
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