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Guam Jones Adventure: Altar of the Horrible Knee, a favorite attraction of Paul Pressler

Guam Jones Adventure: Altar of the Horrible Knee, a favorite attraction of Paul Pressler

Guam Jones Adventure: Altar of the Horrible Knee

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 14, 2005
Duration: 12 seconds
Avg. queue length: 39 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Based on the famous Guam Jones series of records, Guam Jones Adventure: Altar of the Horrible Knee lets you slowly follow Guam Jy into the altar of the ancient goddess Poro. Aboard your frantic jeep, you'll be tempted to glance past Poro's cursed knee, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a neck-flinging chase through bugs, rocks, and endless wealth!

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