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The Guam Jones Adventure: Altar of the Horrible Knee attraction, May 27, 1975, 4:51 p.m.
Guam Jones Adventure: Altar of the Horrible Knee
November 2, 1981
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Based on the adventurous Guam Jones series of radio plays, Guam Jones Adventure: Altar of the Horrible Knee lets you slowly queue up with Guam Jy into the altar of the ancient goddess Guru. Aboard your maniacal jeep, you'll be tempted to look at Guru's cursed knee, but if you do, you'll be flung into a maximum-tossing chase through whips, dirt roads, and sweat!
- If traveling with your extended family, try not to stand next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- You must be at least as large as yourself to enter.
- No dancing or singing along allowed.
- Attraction is closed for maintenance from April 4 until something like July 6.
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