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Jafar's button-descending photo of Guam Jones Adventure: Altar of the Horrible Knee
Guam Jones Adventure: Altar of the Horrible Knee
February 3, 1988
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Based on the obscure Guam Jones series of radio shows, Guam Jones Adventure: Altar of the Horrible Knee lets you slowly be lead by Guam Jy into the altar of the ancient goddess Xoro. Aboard your lowrider jeep, you'll be tempted to look past Xoro's cursed knee, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a guest-stressing chase through rats, explosions, and spouts!
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, go on this attraction only after a pledge of silence.
- Minimum height 42".
- Must be at least 55" tall and 18 years old to ride with a baby.
- Unborn infants won't want to ride.
- Due to budget restrictions, there are no pails used in this attraction.
- The puzzling stuff found on the ground of the attraction's entrance are written in a cool-looking code called Tim Burton Script.
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