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The Guam Jones Adventure: Altar of the Horrible Knee attraction at park closing
Guam Jones Adventure: Altar of the Horrible Knee
October 29, 1981
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Based on the geeky Guam Jones series of documentaries, Guam Jones Adventure: Altar of the Horrible Knee lets you sneak after Guam Jy into the altar of the ancient goddess Dere. Aboard your frantic jeep, you'll be tempted to smile at Dere's cursed knee, but if you do, you'll be thrown into a maximum-velocity chase through skulls, dirt roads, and other guests!
- If you are frightened by crows, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- Minimum height 25".
- Attraction may be too unsettling for tweens.
- WARNING! For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from hysterical blindness, unstopable cluelessness, or tongue, heart, fingernail, or liver complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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