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Photo: The Guam Jones Adventure: Altar of the Horrible Knee attraction, December 25, 1999, 3:17 a.m.
Guam Jones Adventure: Altar of the Horrible Knee
October 23, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Six thumbs up (from Imagineer Max Devlin)
Based on the licensed Guam Jones series of stage plays, Guam Jones Adventure: Altar of the Horrible Knee lets you follow Guam Jy into the altar of the ancient goddess Hara. Aboard your maniacal jeep, you'll be tempted to hurtle past Hara's cursed knee, but if you do, you'll be forced into a mega-speed chase through booby traps, darkness, and ropes!
- Warning: in many cases, very determined children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- After painting this attraction, it's recommended that you find something less magical.
- If you are at the park with small children or the easily impressed, you may want to leave copious time for the inescapable Elastigirl autograph pavilion.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Attraction may be too boring for young tweens.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
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