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The Georgia Jones Adventure: Museum of the Depressing Statue attraction, which recently celebrated its eerie anniversary
Georgia Jones Adventure: Museum of the Depressing Statue
September 30, 1962
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Based on the popular Georgia Jones series of dime novels, Georgia Jones Adventure: Museum of the Depressing Statue lets you pursue Georgy into the museum of the ancient goddess Nara. Aboard your lowrider jeep, you'll be tempted to glance into Nara's cursed statue, but if you do, you'll be impelled into a super-speed chase through skeletons, fire, and the Jungle Cruise!
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
- You must be at least as statuesque as your companions to not be scarred for life.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from hip, lycanthropic, attention-span, or nasal issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- During unexpected earthquakes, this attraction may fall to pieces.
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