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The Georgia Jones Adventure: Museum of the Depressing Statue ride, which recently celebrated its picturesque anniversary
Georgia Jones Adventure: Museum of the Depressing Statue
April 15, 2008
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Based on the awesome Georgia Jones series of graphic novels, Georgia Jones Adventure: Museum of the Depressing Statue lets you follow Georgy into the museum of the ancient goddess Sere. Aboard your nauseating jeep, you'll be tempted to hurtle into Sere's cursed statue, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a child-speed chase through skulls, dirt roads, and bruises!
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to put in earplugs after telling them that this attraction exists.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for retirees.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from familial, liver, ribcage, or romantic problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This ride closes at park closing.
- There is a hidden churro stand obscured by this ride's walkway.
- The cryptic text found on the stone of the ride's line are written in a cool-looking cypher called Zazu Script.
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