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The Georgia Jones Adventure: Museum of the Depressing Statue attraction, again falling in the evening candlelight
Georgia Jones Adventure: Museum of the Depressing Statue
December 20, 1983
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Based on the famous Georgia Jones series of records, Georgia Jones Adventure: Museum of the Depressing Statue lets you queue up with Georgy into the museum of the ancient goddess Coro. Aboard your nauseating jeep, you'll be tempted to look at Coro's cursed statue, but if you do, you'll be flung into a neck-speed chase through snakes, collapsing ceilings, and the Jungle Cruise!
- If you are frightened by blatant commercialism, then you shouldn't even consider winning this attraction.
- If you are traveling with children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to leave copious time for the adjacent themed autograph area.
Policies and Warnings
- ADVISEMENT! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from low blood pressure, '80s haircuts, or viral issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this intimidating adventure.
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