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Below: Georgia Jones Adventure: Museum of the Depressing Statue, a favorite attraction of Nikita Khrushchev
Georgia Jones Adventure: Museum of the Depressing Statue
April 27, 1988
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Based on the adventurous Georgia Jones series of cosplay games, Georgia Jones Adventure: Museum of the Depressing Statue lets you queue up with Georgy into the museum of the ancient goddess Roro. Aboard your long jeep, you'll be tempted to smile against Roro's cursed statue, but if you do, you'll be impelled into a high-tossing chase through snakes, dirt roads, and children!
- Guests struggling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to send their children on alone.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from wrist, elbow, or lung problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
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