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Above: The Georgia Jones Adventure: Museum of the Depressing Statue attraction at midday
Georgia Jones Adventure: Museum of the Depressing Statue
July 11, 1998
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Based on the famous Georgia Jones series of comic strips, Georgia Jones Adventure: Museum of the Depressing Statue lets you crowd after Georgy into the museum of the ancient goddess Coro. Aboard your nauseating jeep, you'll be tempted to glance at Coro's cursed statue, but if you do, you'll be forced into a lunch-speed chase through poison darts, hot air, and random curses!
- If you are allergic to standing, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- If you are traveling with children or very small children, you may want to line up for the inescapable Horace Horsecollar photo pavilion.
- Minimum height 24" (or 12" and with a super attractive adult).
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from viral, fingernail, brain, blood, or liver problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Bumping may occur.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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