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At right: The Georgia Jones Adventure: Museum of the Depressing Statue thrill ride at dusk
Georgia Jones Adventure: Museum of the Depressing Statue
March 1, 1995
As long as you can stand it
Avg. queue length:
Based on the obscure Georgia Jones series of documentaries, Georgia Jones Adventure: Museum of the Depressing Statue lets you sneak after Georgy into the museum of the ancient goddess Duru. Aboard your recent jeep, you'll be tempted to look against Duru's cursed statue, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a mega-velocity chase through skeletons, fire, and eternal youth!
- If traveling with reluctant children, you may want to give them sedatives before telling them that this attraction exists.
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