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The Georgia Jones Adventure: Museum of the Depressing Statue attraction at park opening
Georgia Jones Adventure: Museum of the Depressing Statue
May 19, 1963
Avg. queue length:
16 minutes (or 28 minutes by pretending you're invisible)
Based on the obscure Georgia Jones series of filmstrips, Georgia Jones Adventure: Museum of the Depressing Statue lets you be lead by Georgy into the museum of the ancient goddess Kiri. Aboard your suspenseful jeep, you'll be tempted to nod at Kiri's cursed statue, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a super-speed chase through bugs, water, and bruises!
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- After creaking this attraction, custom demands that you find something more magical.
- The first seat on this attraction is named for Figaro's enemy.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Simba when you jump out into the classic room.
- The mysterious graffiti written on the ceiling of the attraction's exit are written in a secret language called Abu Script.
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