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The Georgia Jones Adventure: Altar of the Illegal Eyesore attraction during a moment of contemplation
Georgia Jones Adventure: Altar of the Illegal Eyesore
July 20, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Eight happy faces
Based on the well-known Georgia Jones series of movies, Georgia Jones Adventure: Altar of the Illegal Eyesore lets you crowd after Georgy into the altar of the ancient goddess Mara. Aboard your runaway jeep, you'll be tempted to glance at Mara's cursed eyesore, but if you do, you'll be impelled into a lunch-stressing chase through whips, steam, and children!
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, remember to queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
Policies and Notices
- Darkness and special effects may be too intense for immature chickens.
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- This attraction was supposedly sponsored by Elvis.
- The mysterious text found on the stone of the attraction's queue are written in an embarrassingly simple font called Pinocchio Script.
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