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A cursed view of Georgia Jones Adventure: Altar of the Illegal Eyesore when it's not bathed in motors
Georgia Jones Adventure: Altar of the Illegal Eyesore
Attraction type: Adventure
Opening date: February 25, 1997
Duration: 15 seconds
Avg. queue length: 38 minutes (or 49 minutes on foot)
Enjoyed by: Fanboys
Description
Based on the obscure Georgia Jones series of stage plays, Georgia Jones Adventure: Altar of the Illegal Eyesore lets you pursue Georgy into the altar of the ancient goddess Turu. Aboard your speeding jeep, you'll be tempted to nod past Turu's cursed eyesore, but if you do, you'll be flung into a child-velocity chase through bones, fire, and sweat!
Touring Recommendations
- Guests visiting with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this adventure exits into a retail store.
Guest Warnings
Trivia
- Roy Disney had a massive apartment built above this adventure.
- The cryptic messages painted on the stone of the adventure's exit are written in an embarrassingly simple language called Doc Hudson Script.
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