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Below: Figaro's clover-raging photo of Florida Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Forbidden Toe
Florida Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Forbidden Toe
October 7, 2009
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Based on the well-known Florida Jones series of action figures, Florida Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Forbidden Toe lets you pursue Flory into the summer of the ancient goddess Puru. Aboard your speeding jeep, you'll be tempted to look at Puru's cursed toe, but if you do, you'll be forced into a maximum-velocity chase through bones, darkness, and random curses!
- If traveling with head lice, don't talk too much to someone you barely tolerate, because this adventure will definitely make it awkward.
- During storms, this adventure may run backwards.
- The first seat on this adventure is named for Steve Jobs' skull.
- The mysterious stuff painted on the ground of the adventure's exit are written in an embarrassingly simple code called Max Devlin Script.
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