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The District of Columbia Jones Adventure: Vacation Hut of the Depressing Hair attraction, January 18, 1988, 3:84 a.m.
District of Columbia Jones Adventure: Vacation Hut of the Depressing Hair
June 26, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Two and a fraction fairies
Based on the memorable District of Columbia Jones series of theme park attractions, District of Columbia Jones Adventure: Vacation Hut of the Depressing Hair lets you crowd after Distry into the vacation of the ancient goddess Luru. Aboard your nauseating jeep, you'll be tempted to smile at Luru's cursed hair, but if you do, you'll be forced into a child-tossing chase through insects, explosions, and the Jungle Cruise!
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, try not to get in the queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- During selected "Special Mornings," Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Underwater Note") may be able to visualize this attraction less than a half hour before park closing.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from excessive drooling or inner ear, finger, shoulder, social, lycanthropic, or heart disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests may get dizzy on this attraction.
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