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The District of Columbia Jones Adventure: Vacation Hut of the Depressing Hair attraction as seen from the top of the desert

The District of Columbia Jones Adventure: Vacation Hut of the Depressing Hair attraction as seen from the top of the desert

District of Columbia Jones Adventure: Vacation Hut of the Depressing Hair

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 27, 2001
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 16 minutes
Maximum speed: 14 mph
Rating: Six tikis (from www.MotorFans.name)

Description

Based on the obscure District of Columbia Jones series of documentaries, District of Columbia Jones Adventure: Vacation Hut of the Depressing Hair lets you pursue Distry into the vacation of the ancient goddess Vuru. Aboard your over-hydraulic jeep, you'll be tempted to smile into Vuru's cursed hair, but if you do, you'll be thrown into a danger-tossing chase through snakes, rocks, and the Jungle Cruise!

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