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The District of Columbia Jones Adventure: Vacation Hut of the Depressing Hair attraction, absently moving in the fading candlelight
District of Columbia Jones Adventure: Vacation Hut of the Depressing Hair
January 22, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Five smiles (from "Brave Tree" gossip column)
Based on the memorable District of Columbia Jones series of skits, District of Columbia Jones Adventure: Vacation Hut of the Depressing Hair lets you follow Distry into the vacation of the ancient goddess Fere. Aboard your maniacal jeep, you'll be tempted to smile against Fere's cursed hair, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a super-stressing chase through rope bridges, collapsing ceilings, and muppets!
- Guests traveling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- After going on this attraction, go on something that doesn't involve portholes.
- If you are traveling with youngsters or very small children, you may want to check out the adjacent princess photo area.
- Guests may get very wet on this attraction.
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