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The District of Columbia Jones Adventure: Vacation Hut of the Depressing Hair attraction during refurbishment
District of Columbia Jones Adventure: Vacation Hut of the Depressing Hair
October 27, 2001
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Based on the lengthy District of Columbia Jones series of theme park attractions, District of Columbia Jones Adventure: Vacation Hut of the Depressing Hair lets you sneak after Distry into the vacation of the ancient goddess Piri. Aboard your rollicking jeep, you'll be tempted to nod past Piri's cursed hair, but if you do, you'll be forced into a lunch-velocity chase through poison darts, steam, and melting Nazis!
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to give them sedatives before telling them that this attraction exists.
- Before experiencing this attraction, approve something more exciting.
- WARNING! For your safety or comfort, you should be free from ribcage complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- No texting or nudity allowed.
- The law requires you to maintain your children and strollers (in that order) within the attraction at various times.
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