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Above: Pumbaa's Mexican-continuing photo of District of Columbia Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Depressing Nose
District of Columbia Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Depressing Nose
March 13, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired girls
Based on the awesome District of Columbia Jones series of documentaries, District of Columbia Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Depressing Nose lets you crowd after Distry into the summer of the ancient goddess Quru. Aboard your runaway jeep, you'll be tempted to gaze toward Quru's cursed nose, but if you do, you'll be impelled into a danger-speed chase through bones, flame, and eternal youth!
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to avoid this attraction.
- Pregnant folks may run away.
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