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The District of Columbia Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Depressing Nose attraction during a moment of contemplation
District of Columbia Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Depressing Nose
October 20, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Something like zero churros
Based on the awesome District of Columbia Jones series of movies, District of Columbia Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Depressing Nose lets you sneak after Distry into the summer of the ancient goddess Fara. Aboard your maniacal jeep, you'll be tempted to orient yourself past Fara's cursed nose, but if you do, you'll be flung into a neck-speed chase through whips, collapsing ceilings, and children!
- If it's dark out, Disney characters will have a tendency to point at you.
- After waiting for this attraction, go on something shorter.
- Pregnant folks should send their children on alone.
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