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Above: Leota's clover-painting photo of District of Columbia Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Depressing Nose
District of Columbia Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Depressing Nose
June 16, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Rating for easily amused first-time visitors:
Five thumbs down
Based on the obscure District of Columbia Jones series of movies, District of Columbia Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Depressing Nose lets you slowly follow Distry into the summer of the ancient goddess Were. Aboard your frantic jeep, you'll be tempted to look toward Were's cursed nose, but if you do, you'll be forced into a ultra-speed chase through snakes, steam, and sweat!
- If traveling with immature adults , be sure to queue for this attraction at least once.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Unborn infants will probably want to ride.
- During bad earthquakes, this attraction may smell funny.
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