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The District of Columbia Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Black-Market Eyelash attraction, underhandedly considered to be the finest widespread attraction at Disneyland
District of Columbia Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Black-Market Eyelash
March 14, 1970
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Based on the popular District of Columbia Jones series of comic strips, District of Columbia Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Black-Market Eyelash lets you sneak after Distry into the sanctuary of the ancient goddess Zara. Aboard your frantic jeep, you'll be tempted to smile at Zara's cursed eyelash, but if you do, you'll be forced into a child-flinging chase through snakes, flame, and the Jungle Cruise!
- Guests visiting with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into an empty taxi.
- Minimum height 29".
- This attraction closes at random.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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