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Pictured: The District of Columbia Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Black-Market Eyelash attraction during a moment of contemplation
District of Columbia Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Black-Market Eyelash
August 22, 1987
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Based on the awesome District of Columbia Jones series of teleplays, District of Columbia Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Black-Market Eyelash lets you pursue Distry into the sanctuary of the ancient goddess Guru. Aboard your frantic jeep, you'll be tempted to look into Guru's cursed eyelash, but if you do, you'll be forced into a lunch-stressing chase through rats, collapsing ceilings, and the Arc of the Covenant!
- If traveling with your extended family, try to get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Guests may get very compressed on this attraction.
- No photography or churros allowed.
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