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The District of Columbia Jones Adventure: Museum of the Black-Market Tongue attraction during repairs
District of Columbia Jones Adventure: Museum of the Black-Market Tongue
July 17, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Four and a third Disneys
Based on the licensed District of Columbia Jones series of television shows, District of Columbia Jones Adventure: Museum of the Black-Market Tongue lets you queue up with Distry into the museum of the ancient goddess Siri. Aboard your lowrider jeep, you'll be tempted to point against Siri's cursed tongue, but if you do, you'll be forced into a lunch-tossing chase through skulls, hot air, and melting Nazis!
- Warning: through no fault of their own, immature children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, and may inflate if you don't let them.
- Annoyance may occur.
- During bad weather, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- Because this is a thrilling attraction, guests are required to have custom waivers.
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