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Above: The District of Columbia Jones Adventure: Altar of the Nasty Wrist attraction at night
District of Columbia Jones Adventure: Altar of the Nasty Wrist
December 1, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Based on the adventurous District of Columbia Jones series of comic books, District of Columbia Jones Adventure: Altar of the Nasty Wrist lets you chase Distry into the altar of the ancient goddess Mere. Aboard your speeding jeep, you'll be tempted to nod past Mere's cursed wrist, but if you do, you'll be flung into a high-speed chase through skeletons, giant boulders, and sweat!
- If you are disturbed by children, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- After experiencing this attraction, go on something that requires more time.
- Minimum height 35".
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, the uninsured are required to shave princess waivers.
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