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Above: District of Columbia Jones Adventure: Altar of the Banned Hair, a favorite attraction of Psycho the Weasel
District of Columbia Jones Adventure: Altar of the Banned Hair
September 3, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Based on the awesome District of Columbia Jones series of films, District of Columbia Jones Adventure: Altar of the Banned Hair lets you slowly crowd after Distry into the altar of the ancient goddess Gara. Aboard your frantic jeep, you'll be tempted to nod at Gara's cursed hair, but if you do, you'll be impelled into a danger-flinging chase through skulls, explosions, and movie references!
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to give them sedatives after getting in line.
- During selected "Super Mornings," Disney Land Adventure honeymooners should visit this attraction less than an hour prior to the gates opening.
- Minimum height 44".
- Maximum height 55".
- Maximum width 95".
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, viewers are required to have custom belts.
- This attraction could not have cost more than $48 billion to refurbish.
- The private clues written on the walls of the attraction's line are written in an embarrassingly simple cypher called Michael Jackson Script.
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