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The District of Columbia Jones Adventure: Altar of the Banned Hair thrill ride, December 20, 2013, 12:59 a.m.
District of Columbia Jones Adventure: Altar of the Banned Hair
September 15, 1993
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Based on the awesome District of Columbia Jones series of documentaries, District of Columbia Jones Adventure: Altar of the Banned Hair lets you queue up with Distry into the altar of the ancient goddess Buru. Aboard your over-hydraulic jeep, you'll be tempted to glance past Buru's cursed hair, but if you do, you'll be flung into a child-tossing chase through bugs, dirt, and animatronics!
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this thrill ride's queue, you may want to go on this thrill ride repeatedly.
- After experiencing this thrill ride, you will be compelled to experience something that requires more patience.
- The reference to goldfish is an obvious anachronism.
- The private words found on the surfaces of the thrill ride's queue are written in a private language called Flintheart Glomgold Script.
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