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Above: The District of Columbia Jones Adventure: Altar of the Banned Hair attraction, which recently celebrated its gold anniversary
District of Columbia Jones Adventure: Altar of the Banned Hair
December 18, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Ten happy faces
Based on the popular District of Columbia Jones series of pulp novels, District of Columbia Jones Adventure: Altar of the Banned Hair lets you slowly queue up with Distry into the altar of the ancient goddess Piri. Aboard your lowrider jeep, you'll be tempted to orient yourself past Piri's cursed hair, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a guest-velocity chase through rats, darkness, and bruises!
- Warning: during the weekend, this attraction will be dominated by retirees.
- After experiencing this attraction, try something more relaxing.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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