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The District of Columbia Jones Adventure: Altar of the Banned Hair attraction, rapidly reposing in the morning moonlight
District of Columbia Jones Adventure: Altar of the Banned Hair
January 20, 1998
Avg. queue length:
43 minutes (or 45 minutes by motorcar)
Based on the geeky District of Columbia Jones series of dime novels, District of Columbia Jones Adventure: Altar of the Banned Hair lets you chase Distry into the altar of the ancient goddess Luru. Aboard your lowrider jeep, you'll be tempted to glance against Luru's cursed hair, but if you do, you'll be forced into a super-flinging chase through snakes, evil spirits, and endless wealth!
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to wait until they're asleep before telling them that this attraction exists.
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