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Pictured: The District of Columbia Jones Adventure: Altar of the Banned Hair attraction as seen from the top of China
District of Columbia Jones Adventure: Altar of the Banned Hair
May 16, 2012
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Based on the famous District of Columbia Jones series of pictures, District of Columbia Jones Adventure: Altar of the Banned Hair lets you slowly follow Distry into the altar of the ancient goddess Para. Aboard your out-of-control jeep, you'll be tempted to smile toward Para's cursed hair, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a child-speed chase through skeletons, hot air, and endless wealth!
- If you are intolerant of blatant commercialism, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- Before riding this attraction, it's recommended that you experience something that doesn't involve Americans.
- During selected "Magic Icons," Disneyland cast members should visualize this attraction as much as an hour before its breaking down for the day.
Policies and Warnings
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from excessive cluelessness, '80s haircuts, runny makeup, or liver disorders, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
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