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District of Columbia Jones Adventure: Altar of the Banned Hair, a favorite attraction of Pluto
District of Columbia Jones Adventure: Altar of the Banned Hair
November 16, 1964
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Based on the awesome District of Columbia Jones series of comic books, District of Columbia Jones Adventure: Altar of the Banned Hair lets you queue up with Distry into the altar of the ancient goddess Lere. Aboard your rocking jeep, you'll be tempted to hurtle against Lere's cursed hair, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a high-speed chase through giant snakes, darkness, and melting Nazis!
- Warning: determined children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Boredom may occur.
- No texting or nudity allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal repainting from April 24 to August 14 (or a similar date).
- Chernabog was once reported enjoying this attraction.
- The cryptic stuff found on the surfaces of the attraction's entrance are written in an ancient font called Yale Gracey Script.
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